Sometimes I really wish my cat Moby knew how to reason. Use a bit of logic in day to day life. Things like these:
"Hmm.. well it's two hours before my dinner time. I don't think I will start my incessant meowing just yet"
or
" I get yelled at when I destroy the screen and let myself in, better not do THAT again"
or
"4am really IS too early for breakfast."
and even this:
"I should probably not walk in between their legs, I could be a tripping hazard"
Sounds very familiar to me. I think all kitty owners ponder their little thought processes, constantly!
ReplyDeleteGlad to see Moby is adjusting nicely to being back from the farm. :)
You know that walking between peoples legs is all part of the evil kitty plan to take over the world?
ReplyDeleteohhh yes, incessant meowing, tripping the humans and waking people up at 4am are things that Cody has to learn NOT to do as well!
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Cat's gonna cat.
ReplyDeleteI smiled as I read this - very amusing!
ReplyDeleteThank you. Love love, Andrew. Bye.
Hey. Was just thinking about you. Hope you and yours are well.
ReplyDeleteHello Sprite. I just read a comment you left on an old post of mine and felt your human warmth on the other side of the globe. Thank you. I hope you are all well.
ReplyDeleteHi Sprite. Again, I read one of your comments and thought of you. Hope you are well.
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