Dec 8, 2013

If cats used logic...

Sometimes I really wish my cat Moby knew how to reason. Use a bit of logic in day to day life. Things like these:

"Hmm.. well it's two hours before my dinner time. I don't think I will start my incessant meowing just yet"


" I get yelled at when I destroy the screen and let myself in, better not do THAT again"


"4am really IS too early for breakfast."

and even this:

"I should probably not walk in between their legs, I could be a tripping hazard"