Sitting on my lounge the other day, I was combing the knots out of my ridiculously long, wet, hair.
"How on earth do Mermaids comb their long hair?" I asked no one in particular..
Hubby, chuckling: "Um..they don't because they are mythical creatures"
Me: "Still.... They have to comb it sometime..."
Hubby: "no, they don't, because they aren't real"
Me: "....even so, it's got to be a pain for them.."
Hubby: "THEY AREN'T REAL!!"
Me: "YES THEY ARE CAUSE I'M GOING TO BE ONE WHEN I GROW UP SO THERE!"
perfectly reasonable if you ask me.