Oct 22, 2010

P.M.S


I know some people, by whom I mean men, think that PMS is just a myth, or a story evilly concocted years ago by a woman who just wanted another excuse for those seemingly irrational bitchy tirades aimed toward her poor man. But no, it’s real. Very, painfully real for me.
I’m not having a good one this month. Hence my writing this in yucky red. My lower stomach feels like it wants to burst, all the muscles are tightening, I look like I’m 5 months pregnant, my back is killing me and my boobs have grown at least two cup sizes. (No not yay, I already have ginormous  joombies to start with).
Not to mention the mood swings. I can go from happy-I-want-a-cuddle me to I-am-so-going-to-stab-you me in about two seconds flat. I love my family. I really do, but. I just want them to go away. For their safety as well as my sanity.
As for Periods, Oh don’t even go their girlfriend.

LS

6 comments:

  1. Oh man. That font gave me PMS.

    That is so cool that you guys are rehabing that old bus. I'm so interested to see what happens with it. What an adventure!

    You should stop by my blog and claim your winnings!

    And good luck with the IVF. It really makes you appreciate how incredible it is that anyone ever gets pregnant, doesn't it?

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  2. Being a guy I should not be commenting on any of this but I am married and I do have a 16 year old daughter so I've nearly been stabbed a few times and...but being a guy I should not be commenting on any of this so...yeah, nevermind. Hope you feel better soon.

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  3. @Beta Dad - Yeah I hear ya, I didn't realise how small it would be until I posted it. Then I couldn't be bothered to change it. If it pisses other people off then I've done my job. Teehee!

    @dbs -You are wise not to comment.... Hahahaa!

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