1. One of my previous jobs was working on a free range chicken farm.
2. I once got horribly stuck when I tried to take my gym pants off without taking my shorts off, I had to hop out into the hallway and get my Dad to fix me.
3. I am the proud owner of two, live, swords. A Samurai and a Katana, and yes, I know how to use them.
4. I used to get detention at school all the time, I was such a badass.
5. Once when I was riding home from work late at night, a Bat threw a banana at me.
WOO! That was really hard because I really can't lie! LOL! I suck at it. It took me ages to think up these porkies! So that's it. I'll leave you to it. I wont follow the rest of the rules and tag people because that would be rude seeing I'm going away. And well why have rules if they weren't meant to be broken?
Anyway, that's REALLY it. I'm going. Really...
See you in a week.
I mean it this time...
Look at post below, if you haven't done so.